There are a lot of ways you can become a millionaire. Some are pretty shady and not recommended and others take a lot of luck and perseverance. I know there is a lot of interest out there about how to become a millionaire and so I am going to list them here.

How To Become A Millionaire

  1. Inheritance: Probably the easiest way to become a millionaire is to inherit a fortune. The problem with inheriting a fortune isbecome a millionaire that they may not know how to handle the sudden wealth and then blow the whole lot over the next couple of years. I know of just such a situation where the father who worked hard all his life and left his sons a million dollar business and they went broke within a couple of years. Or maybe something like this would happen…Due to inherit a furniture factory when his sickly, widower father died, Clyde decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.Going to a cafe, he met a woman whose beauty took his breath away.”I’m only an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “But in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit a 20 million dollar business.”The woman went home with Clyde, and the next day she became his stepmother.
  2. Drug Dealer: I can’t believe the amount of people trying to gain riches by dealing drugs. I’ve just been watching Breaking Bad and while it’s a great series you can’t help but wonder, aside from all the murders, how they forget about all the lives they’re ruining by selling drugs. Morality reasons alone I recommend to stay away from this revenue stream
  3. Gambling: While there are some stories of people amassing a fortune from gambling, there are way more stories of lives being ruined because of not gambling responsibly. On my Sports Betting Site I always stress the importance of gambling responsibly.
  4. Share Market: They tell me you can make a fortune on the share market. I’ve been trying for years now and am still struggling to break even. Not recommended for the those new to the share market.
  5. Investments: Property investments and such can lead to millionaire status but takes a lot of hard work, time and effort. Unfortunately most people can’t see themselves going this route.

You could probably make a fortune looking for opals, gold or whatever but by far the easiest way of becoming an instant millionaire is by buying a lottery ticket. By easy I mean there is no labour or breaking a sweat involved. Shit, these days you don’t even have to leave your home to get a lottery ticket. You can do it all online! Not only that, you can buy a lottery ticket from almost anywhere in the world.

As of the writing of this post here are the biggest lottery jackpots from around the globe.

The World’s Biggest Lotteries
U.S. – Powerball $ 222 Million
Italy – SuperEnalotto € 140.2 Million
Italy – SuperStar € 140.2 Million
U.S. – Mega Millions $ 122 Million
Europe – EuroJackpot € 53 Million
Europe – EuroMillions € 39 Million
Australia – Powerball Lotto AUD 3 Million

You can get your hands on an instant fortune by logging onto any of these trusted online lottery sites.

Then there is the Health Lottery if you prefer some of your money to go to helping charities.

I know there are heaps of people who say playing the lotteries is a waste of time, but tell that to all all the lucky winners who are becoming millionaires on a weekly basis.

Remember, you have to be in it to win it.

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