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I’ve decided that I want to give you guys more than a whole lot of posts on how to buy lottery tickets, how to pick lottery numbers and what lottery sites to join. Sure, all that stuff is important but you have to admit, it’s not all that entertaining. Being the person that I am I want to give you guys so much more than a whole lot of facts and figures, I want to entertain you as well. And so I’ve decided to start a new category and I’ve decided to call it Lottery Jokes.  :2tup: So, without further ado, here is your first funny lottery joke.

There came a time when Fred was in real trouble. It all started when his business went bust putting him in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate he decided to pray for help.

He began, ‘God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.’ Fred waited patiently for lottery night but when it finally came he didn’t win.

Again Fred prays for help, ‘Please God, let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.’ Again he waited for lotto night to come around and again he didn’t win the lottery.

Once again, he prays, ‘My God, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.’

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. Fred is confronted by the voice of God Himself: ‘Fred,’ says God, ‘meet Me halfway on this. Buy a bloody ticket.’

Sure hope you like that, and of course you know there is a motto to that joke? Because everybody knows the old saying about winning the lottery; ‘You have to be in it to win it!‘ Just to finish off I reckon you should watch this video. It’s full of photos of people who won the lottery but what I really like about it is the song which is called, Lottery Ticket by The King of Nowhere, aka Bruce Driscoll. Music © 2011.

Well, that’s it for now. Sure hope that you enjoyed the lottery joke and the video and I wish you all the luck with your next lottery ticket purchase.


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