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I’ve decided that I want to give you guys more than a whole lot of posts on how to buy lottery tickets, how to pick lottery numbers and what lottery sites to join. Sure, all that stuff is important but you have to admit, it’s not all that entertaining. Being the person that I am I want to give you guys so much more than a whole lot of facts and figures, I want to entertain you as well. And so I’ve decided to start a new category and I’ve decided to call it Lottery Jokes.  :2tup:

There came a time when Fred was in real trouble. It all started when his business went bust putting him in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate he decided to pray for help.

He began, ‘God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.’ Fred waited patiently for lottery night but when it finally came he didn’t win.

Again Fred prays for help, ‘Please God, let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.’ Again he waited for lotto night to come around and again he didn’t win the lottery.

Once again, he prays, ‘My God, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.’

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. Fred is confronted by the voice of God Himself: ‘Fred,’ says God, ‘meet Me halfway on this. Buy a bloody ticket.’

Sure hope you like that, and of course you know there is a motto to that joke? Because everybody knows the old saying about winning the lottery; ‘You have to be in it to win it!‘ Just to finish off I reckon you should watch this video. It’s full of photos of people who won the lottery but what I really like about it is the song which is called, Lottery Ticket by The King of Nowhere, aka Bruce Driscoll. Music © 2011.

Well, that’s it for now. Sure hope that you enjoyed the lottery joke and the video and I wish you all the luck with your next lottery ticket purchase.


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Can You Afford To Lose Your Lottery Ticket?

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, the biggest advantage of buying your lottery tickets online is that you never have to worry about not being able to claim your lottery ticket. This is simply because once you buy your ticket from an online lottery agent you will always receive an email letting you know. At least I know this to be true of PLAYHUGELOTTOS.COM and Oz Lotteries. Even though you don’t get notified from theLotter.com you do get an email of your ticket allowing  you to keep track of it and so you don’t need to worry about losing it. In case you may think this doesn’t happen all that often I’ve done a quick search to see if it is a regular occurrence.

How Many Winning Lottery Tickets Actually Go Unclaimed?

  • Clock Ticking On Unclaimed Lottery Ticket: Someone who bought a ticket on August the 6th 2010 and won $1,000,0000pick it right dollars is going to lose the lot because the money goes back into the lotto pool once a year expires.
  • Asheville Winning Lottery Ticket Unclaimed: This one is only for $200,000 and involves getting 5 numbers in Powerball so maybe they don’t think it’s worth claiming? Yeah right   :noway: As far as this lottery is concerned they have 180 days from the drawing to claim their prize.
  • One Winning Lottery Ticket In Columbia Goes Unclaimed: Some South Carolina resident is $30,000 richer and does’t even know it!  :cry: The ticket was sold in August at Hickory Point #27 at 2617 Wade Hampton Blvd in Greenvilleand and they have until August 22nd to claim their prize.
  • Millions Go Unclaimed In Western Australian Lotteries: Just this year alone there is $2.4 million that is sitting around waiting for someone to claim it. Are you one of them? Do you still have your ticket? Shit, you didn’t leave it in your shirt and put it through the washing machine did you? No mention of  there being an expiry date with this lot.
  • Millions Of Expiring Lottery Jackpots Expiring: This articles refers to several tickets that are going unclaimed and one poor bloke, or woman, who just missed out on $250,000!

I could go on as there are seven pages of search results. This just goes to show that it’s more than just a rare occurrence. It’s hard enough to win the lottery as it is, can you afford not to buy your lottery ticket online?


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Hook, Line, Sinker (How I fell for a phishing scam)In my last post I wrote a post called Australian International Sweep Stake Lottery Scam and in that post I highlighted an email I received saying I had won a million US dollars. Quite a remarkable feat considering I never bought a lottery ticket. :tongue: I also said how I get this sort of email a lot and how it convinced me I should include them in my newly created Bullshit Lottery category. The reason for this is to warn people who get this type of email so they don’t get sucked in, because I know that many of them will search the internet as to the emails legitimacy.

How To Tell If You Won The Online Lottery

If you ever get an email saying that you have won the lottery theres a couple of questions you should be asking yourself to validate the veracity of the email.

  • Did you buy a lottery ticket from a reputable site such as theLotter.comPLAYHUGELOTTOS.COM or Oz Lotteries? If the answer is no then forget it, you didn’t win any lottery. They try to catch people out by telling them that they drew their email address out of a barrel or something, but that’s a whole lot of bullshit. All they are interested in is scamming you. Whatever you do, never reply to the email because this only confirms that they have happened on a legitimate address which will open up the doors for all sort of spam. 
  • If the answer is yes, you did buy your lottery ticket from one of the reputable sites I mentioned above then that email should also include details of the tickets you have purchased. This should be checked against your records by going online but do not do this by clicking on any link that is in the email just in case it takes you a forged site. Always enter the address in manually just to be on the safe side.

That’s pretty well it. If you follow these steps you will never get sucked in by a suspicious email. If you ever get one that you’re not sure about just email me at lottoman@buyonlinelottotickets.com.


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I’ve been getting quite a few emails lately telling me how I’ve won one lottery or another and while deleting the last one it suddenly hit me! The reason I’m getting these emails is because there are people out there who obviously fall prey to this sort of stuff and I owe it to them to protect them from the lowlifes who send this crap out. I’m sure most people who get these emails will search online to find out whether or not these emails are legitimate, especially if they never purchased a lottery ticket in the first place.

In order to help those people, I’ve decided to create a new category on this blog called Bullshit Lottery! This category will be specifically for those emails, so that I can highlight to others why each particular email is so full of shit and should be discarded. Let’s look at our first scam lottery ticket email. 

FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARDS DEPARTMENT AUSTRALIAN INTERNATIONAL SWEEP STAKE LOTTERY CORPORATION.

AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release  from the Australian International Lottery Program with the following information:


CONTACT REV.FR.MAYOR BROWN IMMEDIATELY.Your Winning Numbers:…2011/GB8701LPRC
Batch Numbers:……..6035649/011/L/P/RC
Ref. No.:………….AU/785061726
Amount Won:………..$1,000,000.00USD

which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses from some sites. Your email address was attached to Ticket Number; 4700172507056490102 and Serial Number  7741134002. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 and Bonus Number 17,which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of USD$1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW47509/09 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine Hundred Thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotion program which is conductedStop annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some  multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the  communities where they have an operational base.Furthermore, your details (e-mail address) fall within our European representative office
in Amsterdam,Holland as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of  USD $1,000,000.00 will be released to you from this regional office in west Africa Accra Ghana

We hope that with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of the   year high stakes for US$1.5 Million international draw. To file for your claim,please contact our director of finance.

 

TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE CONTACT REG.OFFICE:
REV.FR.MAYOR BROWN.
 EMAIL YOUR REGIONAL CLAIMS AGENT REV.FR MAYOR BROWN:  claim.corporation.office@gmail.com    AND  claim-corporation1@hotmail.co.ukCall: +233549529611
Fill the following information and sent to the email address above:REF NO: —————————————————————BATCH NO: —————————————–
FIRST NAME: ————————————————————-LAST NAME: ———————————-
HOME ADDRESS: ————————————————————————————————————
CITY/ZIP CODE: —————————- STATE: ————————— COUNTRY: ———————–
TEL: (home) —————————— TEL: ( cell phone)– ————————FAX:————————
PROFESSION: —————————————————— POSITION: ——————————————-
DATE OF BIRTH: ——————————— SEX: ———————MARITAL STATUS: ———————-
NATIONALITY:————————————-
to file for your claim,Please quote your Date of draw, Reference Number, Batch Number and Winning Number, which can be found on the top-left corner of this message. Also, you should give in your telephone number to help locate your file easily.For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize has been released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel.
Note, all winnings MUST be claimed [48] days in receipt of the message, otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity.

Congratulations once again on your winning!
ALSO ENSURE YOU TYPE THE EMAIL ADDRESS CORRECTLY TO ENSURE SAFE & QUICK MAIL DELIVERY/RESPONSE. ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.
Best Regards.
EN GR.FERDINAND CHARLES,
(CO-ORDINATOR0
MRS MARY WILFRED,
(SUPERINTENDENT)

SIR RICHSON MORGAN,
(DIRECTOR)


CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT VIA
Email: claim.corporation.office@gmail.com


CALL REV.FR.MAYOR BROWN Tel:+233549529611
Anybody under the age of 17 and members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program BUT can get a representative that is above the age to obtain the won amount for him/her.

This email is so full of holes it is unbelievable. First off, no-one is going to send you money to a lottery in which you haven’t purchased a lottery ticket. Also, I’m not aware of any professional who would use either hotmail or gmail accounts on a professional letter. This email obviously falls in the phishing category which means all they are after is your private details which they will use against you. They could use it to aid them in stealing your identity or to send you more emails in order to coerce some cash out of you.

Do not, I repeat DO NOT reply to the email because once you do it just confirms your email address which will expose you to a lot more of the same. What you should do is delete the email and forget it even existed. I hope you found this post useful.


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